cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
Do not make
out of people.
This will leave you
missing arms that
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
gender? ha, yeah, i totally have one of those, definitely, there’s some sort of a gender around here somewhere, gimme a second
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.